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As you walk in, a cloud of smoke makes your eyes water. The tiny restaurant has a strong smell of rum, whiskey, ciggattes and food. Suddenly you hear a random voice that says, "Ello Puppets. Welcome to Pirates Palace. Please, come in, find a seat, and order something to eat and/or drink. We have a full menu, and your waitress Emma will be with you shortly."


There are tables and chairs all over the place. A rather large man from behind the counter says: "Find yerself a seat and some one will be with ya in a min...." you look around for a second, and then spot a seat,and slowly walk over, and sit down.


A woman with long raven dark curls walks up to you. She flashes you a smile, as she tucks a bit of her hair behind her ear. She reaches into one of her pockets, and hands you a folded slip of paper. You take the paper, and look at it, for a minute.


You turn your attention to her, a confused look on your face. The woman giggles, and then speaks, "My names Emma, and thats your Menu When your ready to order, just let me know."


On the back of the Menu you notice a strange script. After staring at it for a few minutes, you realise that it says Our Wonderful Staff













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2005-10-16 [Kiche]: O,o I dont want to go to school tomorrow. Its going to be boring! Hey Piglet, and Welcome!

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Meh I have to travel for miles on a packed bus just to have law, psychology, franch and english >:(

2005-10-16 [someelf]: o.o french* >.>

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Lol I love it really

2005-10-16 [someelf]: :3

2005-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Still annoying though >.<

2005-10-16 [Shooting Star Shadow]: booo french -fake gags- hehe j/k i can't hate my heritage

2005-10-17 [Angelic nightmares]: *appears out of no where*

2005-10-17 [nokaredes]: *sees you* >_>

2005-10-17 [Angelic nightmares]: *waves*

2005-10-17 [Shooting Star Shadow]: -turns around and laughs- hehe

2005-10-17 [Angelic nightmares]: *waves at FDL*

2005-10-17 [Shooting Star Shadow]: -half salutes back-

2005-10-17 [Angelic nightmares]: *changes into her fairy form and flies around*

2005-10-17 [Shooting Star Shadow]: oh gesh

2005-10-17 [Lithium Lullaby]: *walks in smiling* ello everyone

2005-10-17 [Dark Erk]: o.O Christ...I missed a LOT

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: Yes Erk you have missed alot! Lol I think i might become the other thing, wrather then a waitress!

2005-10-17 [Lithium Lullaby]: *Hugs Erk* Hi baby

2005-10-17 [Angelic nightmares]: *lands in Kiches shoulder* Like what?

2005-10-17 [BlackRose18]: yay new poledancer!!!!!!!

2005-10-17 [Angelic nightmares]: *shakes her head slightly *

2005-10-17 [BlackRose18]: what???

2005-10-17 [Angelic nightmares]: Nuttin. *looks at matt smiling*

2005-10-17 [BlackRose18]: tell me

2005-10-17 [Angelic nightmares]: I swear, its nuttin. Trust me.

2005-10-17 [BlackRose18]: ok, but i need to go

2005-10-17 [someelf]: Woohoo! I'm a striper! :3

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: You ma whore!

2005-10-17 [someelf]: Mhmmm :3 And a poledancer! Sorry about the comment before :3 Made a mistake x.x

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: Mwahahahahahaa!!!! XD

2005-10-17 [someelf]: *Goes over to the poles and such, and starts to poledance for cool people*

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *watches* go elfy, go elfy!!

2005-10-17 [someelf]: *Swings with her hips*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: LOL

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *nearly faints* omigawd!!

2005-10-17 [someelf]: What's wrong, Sarah dear? *Eloise said swinging her hips from right to left*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Keep goin.....*laughs*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: :3 Got a boner there, heh? XD *Laughs and puts on her pole dancer's outfit* X3 you like huh? :3

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: *laughs and looks down* No....and do ya want me to like it...

2005-10-17 [someelf]: Well it's my job to entertaim customers, right? :3 And people from here self. So sorta o.O' *Dances and slices up and down the pole, her legs wrigled aruond them*

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *has a fit*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: *Giggles.* Saaarah? Can I get something to drink? It's prett warm up here :3

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *wakes up* oh...Yesh what do you want?

2005-10-17 [someelf]: Vanilla coke :3

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: *Thinks* The best drink for a pole dancer...or just plain best drink..

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: A vanilla coke coming up *walks off to the bar*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: With whiskey in it :3 *giggles* >.> I just drink :p what i feel like ^^'

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *brings you back your drink* here ya go darling

2005-10-17 [someelf]: thankie! *takes it and drowns it* yumm ^^' *dances again*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: *Whistles*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: XD *Blushies softly and giggled as she continued dancing*

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *sits down at a table and claps*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: *Holds up the 10 score card* *laughs*

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *gives a 20*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: (XD) *Keeps on dancing useing her hips, and blows a kiss to Sarah.* Lalalalala :p

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *catches the kiss* Huzzah I am loved!

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Hmmmmm....*looks for 50 and holds it up*

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *gives a 100* mwahaha

2005-10-17 [someelf]: (LMAO!) *Blushies softly and uses the pole as she dances around it*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: ......*Puts all the score cards down* Add 'em all up...*laughs*

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *cannot be bothered to add but tops your score by 1* HAH!

2005-10-17 [someelf]: XD *giggles softly and moves around as she dances, swinging her hips at the music*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Well done....I'll give up this time *laughs then turns to watch the show*

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *grins* why thank you

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: *smile*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: (XD you two are funny :p But I knew already Sarah was funny :p)

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Thanks...*laughs while hiding the last score card behind my back* Da Da Daaaaa

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *narrows eyes*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: (XD) *softly sings along on the song, as she pole dances*

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *sways to the music*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: *Hears the music fall out x.x still sings softly, softly swaying on the music, her hair on the ritme of her hips, from left to right*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Did everybody just smoke something......cause I didnt get any...

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *smirks* yeah right *attacks*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: *Dodges attack*.....Um what are you attacking me with..

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: Myself *attacks again*

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: As long as its not something sharp *laughs and stands still*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: *Watches*

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: *looks at them* Ok then?

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: *bites* oops I didn't do that!

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Ooow! I cant believe you bit me......okay I can but I didnt expect it..

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: Lol That was unexpected!

2005-10-17 [someelf]: *Shrugs as she looked at Kiche* Heeeej! *Jumps of stage and hugs* :3

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: *hugs* So you got the job? Yay!

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: I think I'm gonna pass out.....*Passes out from blood loss*

2005-10-17 [someelf]: Yesssh *smiles* :3

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: O,o ok then...........

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: *Jumps up* I just wanted to see who cared.....and I guess thats nobody huh...

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: O,o I was going to say something..... but it would be sort of weird then! <>_ <>

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: What was it.....weird is good!

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: lol true!

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: So what was it Kiche?...........

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: what was what?

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: The weird thing you were gonna say....

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: I was going to look at you and lightly kick your side, to see if you were alive, but sense your higher ranking then me, you can fire me, so i decided not to. Just in case you took it offensive!

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Nah....the oppsite sex alway abuses me so I wouldnt fire you....but maybe you would get a raise..

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: O,o so your the sweet, take the abuse, innocent(or so they think) kinda person?

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Or I could be just another crazy person...lol

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: Lol or that works too! << >> Lol

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Yeah it should work...I tested it...lol

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: Lol good one!

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: Yeah I got a top secret lab and everything where I test jokes on monkeys....they like most of 'em. I better stop before you really think I'm crazy..lol

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: Lol Naw, Your interesting, not weird! I'd love a lab full of monkeys, we could all get high, and tell jokes! LOL that would be fun!

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: (( I really dont smoke! It just sounded funny with the rest of the saying! ^_^))

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: It still sounds like it would be fun though...lol

2005-10-17 [Kiche]: Lol True, so true!!!

2005-10-17 [the 13th Star]: If you really what to laugh try this, When you get sleepy in class watch people blink there eyes...lol

2005-10-18 [Kiche]: How does that work?.......they would probably look at me like im crazy! LOL

2005-10-18 [the 13th Star]: Dont really know....when I get sleepy just about anything makes me laugh..

2005-10-18 [Kiche]: Lol I guess thats true!

2005-10-18 [the 13th Star]: *looks around* Nobodies here anymore....

2005-10-18 [the 13th Star]: Question.....why does nobody want to be the janitor?

2005-10-18 [someelf]: Do you want to be it then? :3

2005-10-18 [the 13th Star]: Heck no!.....Public restrooms are not my favorite place..

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *comes in looking for a job as waiter*

2005-10-18 [someelf]: XD See, that's why :3

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: could always once in a while just make the other doors waterproof then stuff a hose in through a window then let it get cleaned then use another hose with a pump to suck the water back out o.O

2005-10-18 [the 13th Star]: Do you really want to be a waiter....or do you want to go into the wonderful world of castodial art..lol

2005-10-18 [someelf]: Whee! Waiter! *Cuddles Knighty* :3

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *cuddels back* hey dearest ^_^

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: and by the way.... tempting... but i think i'll pass and just take the waiter job ^_^

2005-10-18 [someelf]: :3

2005-10-18 [the 13th Star]: If your sure....put your name up..lol

2005-10-18 [someelf]: You have to wait till the boss said so! o.o'

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: okay i will wait then... shall i ask at the "my pirates" in special or do i just wait? or do i ask the boss personally? o.O

2005-10-18 [the 13th Star]: Yeah you better do that.....me and my power trips!

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: which one? o.O

2005-10-18 [someelf]: umm you can ask erk or blackheart >.>

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: okay ^_^

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: think i'll ask [Angelic nightmares].

2005-10-18 [Kiche]: cool! Another waiter! DANG IT! We have all these waitors and waitresses, but not many customers! Why is that?

2005-10-18 [nokaredes]: ...because this new wiki has room for workers >_>

2005-10-18 [Kiche]: O,o oh thats why! Why dont we start advertising?

2005-10-18 [nokaredes]: ...I've been advertising. O_o

2005-10-18 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yeah

2005-10-18 [Kiche]: Well how come people dont come? We need to make it more appealing! More like you actually want to come here!

2005-10-18 [BlackRose18]: well it aint my fault i just cook what i am told too cook *gets scolded and slouches back into burning hot kitchen*

2005-10-18 [Lithium Lullaby]: you guys talk to much

2005-10-18 [Angelic nightmares]: *pulls matt out of the kitchen and makes him sit down* Because everyone that comes here, wants a job. I'm gonna have to start dening people. Or atleast, making them be a customer for a while.

2005-10-18 [Lithium Lullaby]: *sits down quietly*

2005-10-18 [someelf]: :3 *Dances slowly on the music*

2005-10-18 [sita14]: I think I need someone to keep me updated on what happens

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Same here O_O

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: me have no idea what i am supposed to do right now o.O

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Hm...Order?

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: hehe your ordering then? cause i am a waiter ^_^

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Well I'm a waitress XD

2005-10-18 [BlackRose18]: give me something too cook please!!!!!! *runs back in kitchen when boss turns her back*

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: ohh.... *wonders how her outfit looks like* XD mine is full covering ^_^

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *decides not to comment on the state of her outfit*

2005-10-18 [someelf]: Umm guys? Can I have a drink? *Asks to one oth them* o.O'

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Course, what do you want?

2005-10-18 [someelf]: Apple cider :3

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *looks to Sarah* You want to or shall i?

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *looks back* I'll race you *runs off*

2005-10-18 [someelf]: XD *sits down on the stage and awaited the two* :3

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *grins and follows running carefully avoiding the tables and other things in there* Hah!.. I'm winning!

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *avoids a few customers* You are SO not!

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *grins and runs a bit faster leaping over a person standing in the way making a spin in the air so he don't knock the person over or hit him at all* Oh yeah?

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *stops* stuff this *takes heels off and throws them at you and takes off running again*

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *grins and dodges then grabs them in air and takes them along* He! a problem i don't have to worry about.

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Careful you don't poke your eye out with them!! *thinks that the run to the bar is taking a long time*

2005-10-18 [sita14]: I'm a waitress too.

2005-10-18 [someelf]: XD *Laughs watching them*

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *grins and runs through the swingdoor* Hah! And don't worry i wont.

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *stops at the bar panting slightly* you can get me a drink too seeing as you're there.

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *grins and comes over panting slightly as well* Okay which kind? *as he grabbed the apple cider for elfy*

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Cherry coke please

2005-10-18 [KnightAngel]: *he nods as he takes out the cherry coke then walks over to elfy with the apple cider* here you go ^_^

2005-10-18 [someelf]: Thankie! *takes it and stands up having new energy as she dances again, full in a sexy outfit* :3

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *thanks the lord for cherry coke*

2005-10-19 [Angelic nightmares]: *smiles*

2005-10-19 [Kiche]: Lol....... Hmmm SO whats new?

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: Nothing much lol, you?

2005-10-19 [Dark Erk]: Gah. You. People. Talk. Too. MUCH!

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: We so do not!

2005-10-19 [Angelic nightmares]: Well....I'm.....staying.....out.....of.....it......

2005-10-19 [BlackRose18]: ??????????????????

2005-10-19 [Angelic nightmares]: Staying out of the "argument" as to wheater ppl talk to much or not.

2005-10-19 [BlackRose18]: lol ok

2005-10-19 [sita14]: So, do workers get discounts?

2005-10-19 [Lithium Lullaby]: yeah you do talk to much

2005-10-19 [sita14]: I do? I'm sorry. *shuts mouth*

2005-10-19 [Lithium Lullaby]: not you...*points* them

2005-10-19 [sita14]: Okay.

2005-10-19 [KnightAngel]: terribly sorry about that then ^^'

2005-10-19 [Lithium Lullaby]: you didn't write much eli

2005-10-19 [KnightAngel]: well accordingly to them we did o.O

2005-10-19 [Lithium Lullaby]: *hugs Eli* nope...youz okie

2005-10-19 [KnightAngel]: okay ^_^

2005-10-19 [someelf]: I think they ment Sarah and me :3

2005-10-19 [Lithium Lullaby]: no not really...it is mainly before you...I still can't find my last comment!

2005-10-19 [someelf]: o.o' x.x

2005-10-19 [sita14]: *listens to the converstaion*

2005-10-19 [someelf]: *is quiet* >.>

2005-10-19 [Lithium Lullaby]: ^^ tis okay

2005-10-19 [someelf]: ^_________^ Woohoo! *Dances*

2005-10-19 [Lithium Lullaby]: ^^ *smiles*

2005-10-19 [someelf]: *Giggles and blows a kiss to everyone. (On da cheek) :3*

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *wanders about*

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